Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Sweatshirt

Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Sweatshirt

Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Sweatshirt

Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Sweatshirt

Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Sweatshirt

Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Sweatshirt

Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Sweatshirt

Price range: $27.00 through $32.00

Those Fucking Humans Sweatshirt – Smoking alien with sarcastic text graphic crewneck. Perfect funny alien sweatshirt. Available in multiple colors.

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Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Sweatshirt

Those fucking humans. A simple yet hilarious design featuring a classic grey alien casually smoking a cigarette while expressing pure disappointment in humanity. Soft, warm, and perfect for alien fans and anyone who’s had enough of people.

Perfect For:

Alien and UFO fans
Fans of sarcastic and dark humor
People who love minimalist illustration designs
Gifts for friends with a cynical sense of humor
Cozy everyday wear with attitude

Why You’ll Love This Sweatshirt

Eco-Friendly & Handcrafted: Every sweatshirt is screen-printed by hand using environmentally friendly inks. This method creates a vibrant, long-lasting print that won’t fade, crack, or peel, making it a durable wardrobe favorite.
Premium Comfort: Crafted from a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, this preshrunk sweatshirt offers softness and comfort without pilling. Its 270 g/m² (7.75 oz) fabric strikes the ideal balance between warmth and breathability.
Durable Design: Double-stitched seams and spandex-infused ribbing around the neck, sleeves, and hem ensure the sweatshirt retains its shape and stands up to everyday wear.
Custom-Made to Order: Each sweatshirt is made to order, ensuring meticulous attention to detail and care for every purchase.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Available in sizes Small to 3XL, this unisex sweatshirt offers a comfortable fit for everyone. Use the measurements below to find your perfect size:

Small: Width 20″ x Length 27″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 33.50″
Medium: Width 22″ x Length 28″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 34.50″
Large: Width 24″ x Length 29″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 35.50″
XL: Width 26″ x Length 30″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 36.50″
2XL: Width 28″ x Length 31″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 37.50″
3XL: Width 30″ x Length 32″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 38.50″

Payment & Shipping Information

Payment Method: We accept PayPal for fast, secure, and easy online transactions.
Shipping Policy:
- Handling Time: Orders are processed and packaged within 2-3 business days.
- Estimated Delivery:
  - USA: Expect delivery within 1 week after shipment.
  - Worldwide: Delivery typically takes 2-3 weeks from the shipping date.

Please note that delivery times may vary, particularly during holidays.

Customs & Import Taxes: International customers are responsible for any customs duties or import taxes. Please be aware of your local regulations before ordering.

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Color Sweatshirt	Black, Dark Heather, Irish Green, Red, Sport Grey, White, Forest Green, Heliconia Pink, Maroon, Orange, Yellow
Size Sweatshirt	2XL – Unisex Adult, 3XL – Unisex Adult, L – Unisex Adult, M – Unisex Adult, S – Unisex Adult, XL – Unisex Adult

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Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.

Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder er from the front.

Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem

Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Gildan 5000

Classic fit
100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
Tear away label
Runs true to size

MEN’S UNISEX SIZING CHART

S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18	20	21.97	23.98	25.99	28	30.04	31.97
Length, in	28.51	29.49	30.52	31.5	32.52	33.51	34.49	35.52
Sleeve length, in	7.25	7.76	8.23	8.75	9.26	9.77	10.24	10.75

Women's Softstyle Tee

Slim fit with longer body length
100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
Sewn in label
Runs smaller than usual

WOMEN’S SIZING CHART

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	15.99	17.01	18.51	19.49	22.01
Length, in	25.24	26.26	27.25	28	28.47
Sleeve length, in	4.49	4.77	5	5.24	5.52

Unisex Ringer Tee

Regular fit
100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
Light fabric (5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²))
Tear away label

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18	20	21.97	23.98	25.99	28	30
Length, in	28	28.98	30	30.99	31.97	33	33.98

Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

Classic fit
50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
Sewn in label
Runs true to size

SIZING CHART

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length, in	27.17	27.96	29.14	29.93	31.11	31.89	33.08	33.86
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.99	28	29.93	31.89	33.86
Sleeve length from CB, in	33	34.02	35	35.99	37.01	38	39.02	40

Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Loose fit
50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
Sewn in label
Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	20	22.01	24.02	25.99	28
Length, in	25.99	26.97	28	28.98	30
Sleeve length, in	20	21.03	22.01	23	24.02

Unisex Jersey Tank

Bella+Canvas 3480

Retail fit
100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
Sewn in label
Runs true to size

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	18.12	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.99
Length, in	28.15	29.34	30.32	31.3	32.68