Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Hoodie
Make a Statement with Our Unique Hoodie
Those fucking humans.
A simple yet hilarious design featuring a classic grey alien casually smoking a cigarette while expressing pure disappointment in humanity. Printed on a comfortable hoodie with adjustable hood and kangaroo pocket.
Perfect For:
- Alien and UFO fans
- Fans of sarcastic and dark humor
- People who love minimalist illustration designs
- Gifts for friends with a cynical sense of humor
- Cold weather wear with attitude
Why You’ll Love It:
- Premium Quality: Made from a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, this hoodie offers the perfect balance of softness and durability. The preshrunk material ensures it maintains its shape and size, wash after wash.
- Comfort First: With a weight of 270 g/m² (7.75 oz), this hoodie is light enough to keep you comfortable but thick enough to keep you warm. The air jet yarn provides a softer feel and prevents pilling, so your hoodie stays looking fresh.
- Durable Design: Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, this hoodie is built to last. The double-lined hood with a matching drawstring adds a stylish touch, while the athletic rib with spandex ensures a snug, comfortable fit.
- Practical Features: Keep your hands warm with the convenient front pouch pocket. Whether you’re lounging at home or out and about, this hoodie has you covered.
Find Your Perfect Fit:
Available in sizes Small through 3XL, ensuring a perfect fit for everyone. Refer to the measurements below to select the size that suits you best:
- Small = Width 20″ x Length 27″ x Sleeve length (from center back) 33.50″
- Medium = Width 22″ x Length 28″ x Sleeve length (from center back) 34.50″
- Large = Width 24″ x Length 29″ x Sleeve length (from center back) 35.50″
- XL = Width 26″ x Length 30″ x Sleeve length (from center back) 36.50″
- 2XL = Width 28″ x Length 31″ x Sleeve length (from center back) 37.50″
- 3XL = Width 30″ x Length 32″ x Sleeve length (from center back) 38.50″
Shipping Information:
- Fast Processing: Orders are typically processed within 3 business days. During peak periods, please allow up to 5 days.
- Delivery Time: Shipping from the USA, expect your order to arrive within 8 to 14 days for U.S. deliveries via USPS. Please be patient during busy seasons like Christmas.
Secure Payment & Easy Returns:
- Payment Method: We accept PayPal for a fast, secure checkout experience.
- Return Policy: Your satisfaction is our priority. If you receive a damaged or defective item, contact us within 30 days for a full refund. Please note that shipping charges are non-refundable and return shipping costs are the buyer’s responsibility.
Thank You for Choosing Us!
We appreciate your purchase of the Those Fucking Humans Funny Alien Hoodie. Be sure to check out more unique items at Appartcloth.
| Size Hoodie | 3XL – Unisex Adult, L – Unisex Adult, M – Unisex Adult, S – Unisex Adult, XL – Unisex Adult, XXL – Unisex Adult |
|---|---|
| Color Hoodie | Black, Blue, Forest Green, Light Pink, Maroon, Navy Blue, Red, Sport Grey, White, Yellow |
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Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Gildan 5000
- Classic fit
- 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
MEN’S UNISEX SIZING CHART
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.51 | 29.49 | 30.52 | 31.5 | 32.52 | 33.51 | 34.49 | 35.52 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.25 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.75 | 9.26 | 9.77 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Women's Softstyle Tee
- Slim fit with longer body length
- 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs smaller than usual
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.99 | 17.01 | 18.51 | 19.49 | 22.01 |
| Length, in | 25.24 | 26.26 | 27.25 | 28 | 28.47 |
| Sleeve length, in | 4.49 | 4.77 | 5 | 5.24 | 5.52 |
Unisex Ringer Tee
- Regular fit
- 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²))
- Tear away label
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | 30 |
| Length, in | 28 | 28.98 | 30 | 30.99 | 31.97 | 33 | 33.98 |
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
- Classic fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
SIZING CHART
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.96 | 29.14 | 29.93 | 31.11 | 31.89 | 33.08 | 33.86 |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 | 29.93 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from CB, in | 33 | 34.02 | 35 | 35.99 | 37.01 | 38 | 39.02 | 40 |
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Loose fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 |
| Length, in | 25.99 | 26.97 | 28 | 28.98 | 30 |
| Sleeve length, in | 20 | 21.03 | 22.01 | 23 | 24.02 |
Unisex Jersey Tank
Bella+Canvas 3480
- Retail fit
- 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.12 | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.99 |
| Length, in | 28.15 | 29.34 | 30.32 | 31.3 | 32.68 |
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