Democracy’s Collapsing But These Wieners Be Slappin’ T-Shirt
Price range: $18.00 through $24.00
Lean into the chaos this summer with the Democracy’s Collapsing But These Wieners Be Slappin’ T-Shirts! Featuring a cheerful, vintage-style cartoon hot dog holding the US flag amidst celebratory fireworks, this premium graphic tee brings the ultimate dose of dark humor and ironic patriotism to your next backyard grill-out or 4th of July party.
Democracy’s Collapsing But These Wieners Be Slappin’ T-Shirt
Serve up a massive side of sarcasm at your next summer cookout!
If your approach to modern times is “laugh so you don’t cry,” this is the ultimate holiday wardrobe upgrade for you. The Democracy’s Collapsing But These Wieners Be Slappin’ T-Shirts perfectly balances chaotic political commentary with undisputed backyard BBQ facts. Showcasing an adorable, retro-inspired 1930s-style cartoon hot dog marching happily with an American flag and flashing a peace sign, this shirt proves that no matter what is happening on the news, the grill stays hot.
Drenched in a distressed, vintage aesthetic with festive red and blue fireworks, this tee is an instant icebreaker. Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable premium cotton, it keeps you perfectly cool and comfortable while you flip burgers, light fireworks, or watch the world go by.
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
- Small = 25.5″ body length x 17¼” chest
- Medium = 26.5″ body length x 19 ¼” chest
- Large = 27.5″ body length x 21 ¼” chest
- XL = 28.5″ body length x 23 ¼” chest
- 2XL = 29.5″ body length x 25 ¼” chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
- Small = 28″ body length x 18″ chest
- Medium = 29″ body length x 20″ chest
- Large = 30″ body length x 22″ chest
- XL = 31″ body length x 24″ chest
- 2XL = 32″ body length x 26″ chest
Kids size
- Small: 6 – 8
- Medium: 10 – 12
- Large: 14 – 16
- X-Large: 18 – 20
Adult size
- Small – pit to pit 45cm, length 68cm
- Medium – pit to pit 49cm, length 70cm
- Large – pit to pit 53cm, length 72cm
- X-Large – pit to pit 58cm, length 75cm
- 2X-Large – pit to pit 64cm, length 77cm
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SHIPPING AND PROCESSING INFORMATION
Domestically and Internationally Shipping.
DELIVERY TIMES
10-15 days for delivery to the USA. ( NOT INCLUDE HANDLING TIME )
20-30 days for delivery to Worldwide. ( NOT INCLUDE HANDLING TIME )
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| Size T-Shirt | 2XL Unisex, 2XL Women, 3XL Unisex, L Unisex, L Women, L Youth, M Unisex, M Youth, S Unisex, S Youth, XL Unisex, XL Women, XL Youth, XS Youth |
|---|---|
| Color T-shirt | Black, Blue, Cardinal Red, Charcoal, Forest Green, Green, Grey, Heliconia Pink, Light Blue, Light Pink, Maroon, Natural, Navy Blue, Old Gold, Orange, Pink, Red, White, Yellow |
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
- Classic fit
- 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.51 | 29.49 | 30.52 | 31.5 | 32.52 | 33.51 | 34.49 | 35.52 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.25 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.75 | 9.26 | 9.77 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Women's Softstyle Tee
- Slim fit with longer body length
- 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs smaller than usual
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.99 | 17.01 | 18.51 | 19.49 | 22.01 |
| Length, in | 25.24 | 26.26 | 27.25 | 28 | 28.47 |
| Sleeve length, in | 4.49 | 4.77 | 5 | 5.24 | 5.52 |
Unisex Ringer Tee
- Regular fit
- 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²))
- Tear away label
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | 30 |
| Length, in | 28 | 28.98 | 30 | 30.99 | 31.97 | 33 | 33.98 |
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
- Classic fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.96 | 29.14 | 29.93 | 31.11 | 31.89 | 33.08 | 33.86 |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 | 29.93 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from CB, in | 33 | 34.02 | 35 | 35.99 | 37.01 | 38 | 39.02 | 40 |
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Loose fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 |
| Length, in | 25.99 | 26.97 | 28 | 28.98 | 30 |
| Sleeve length, in | 20 | 21.03 | 22.01 | 23 | 24.02 |
Unisex Jersey Tank
- Retail fit
- 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.12 | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.99 |
| Length, in | 28.15 | 29.34 | 30.32 | 31.3 | 32.68 |
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