Life is Like a Penis Hanging Freely Then A Woman Makes It Hard T-Shirt
LIFE IS LIKE A PENIS
Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it hard. A classic dirty joke design with a clever visual pun using a pen crossing through the word. Bold yellow text on black makes the humor hit hard. Perfect for those who love adult, sarcastic, and unfiltered meme-style shirts.
Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then a woman makes it hard. A classic dirty joke design with a clever visual pun using a pen crossing through the word. Bold yellow text on black makes the humor hit hard. Perfect for those who love adult, sarcastic, and unfiltered meme-style shirts.
Perfect For:
- Fans of dirty and adult humor
- People who enjoy cheeky meme designs
- Gifts for friends with a bold sense of humor
- Everyday casual wear with attitude
- Anyone who loves classic dirty jokes
LADIES USA SIZING CHART
- Small = 25.5″ body length x 17¼” chest
- Medium = 26.5″ body length x 19 ¼” chest
- Large = 27.5″ body length x 21 ¼” chest
- XL = 28.5″ body length x 23 ¼” chest
- 2XL = 29.5″ body length x 25 ¼” chest
MEN’S USA SIZING CHART
- Small = 28″ body length x 18″ chest
- Medium = 29″ body length x 20″ chest
- Large = 30″ body length x 22″ chest
- XL = 31″ body length x 24″ chest
- 2XL = 32″ body length x 26″ chest
Kids size
- Small: 6 – 8
- Medium: 10 – 12
- Large: 14 – 16
- X-Large: 18 – 20
Adult size
- Small – pit to pit 45cm, length 68cm
- Medium – pit to pit 49cm, length 70cm
- Large – pit to pit 53cm, length 72cm
- X-Large – pit to pit 58cm, length 75cm
- 2X-Large – pit to pit 64cm, length 77cm
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SHIPPING AND PROCESSING INFORMATION
Domestically and Internationally Shipping.
DELIVERY TIMES
10-15 days for delivery to the USA. ( NOT INCLUDE HANDLING TIME )
20-30 days for delivery to Worldwide. ( NOT INCLUDE HANDLING TIME )
Overnight EXP
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| Size T-Shirt | 2XL Unisex, 2XL Women, 3XL Unisex, L Unisex, L Women, L Youth, M Unisex, M Youth, S Unisex, S Youth, XL Unisex, XL Women, XL Youth, XS Youth |
|---|---|
| Color T-shirt | Black, Blue, Cardinal Red, Charcoal, Forest Green, Green, Grey, Heliconia Pink, Light Blue, Light Pink, Maroon, Natural, Navy Blue, Old Gold, Orange, Pink, Red, White, Yellow |
| Color Image Print | Black, Blue, Brown, Green, Grey, Orange, Pink, Purple, Red, White, Yellow |
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Gildan 5000
- Classic fit
- 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
MEN’S UNISEX SIZING CHART
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.51 | 29.49 | 30.52 | 31.5 | 32.52 | 33.51 | 34.49 | 35.52 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.25 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.75 | 9.26 | 9.77 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Women's Softstyle Tee
- Slim fit with longer body length
- 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs smaller than usual
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.99 | 17.01 | 18.51 | 19.49 | 22.01 |
| Length, in | 25.24 | 26.26 | 27.25 | 28 | 28.47 |
| Sleeve length, in | 4.49 | 4.77 | 5 | 5.24 | 5.52 |
Unisex Ringer Tee
- Regular fit
- 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²))
- Tear away label
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | 30 |
| Length, in | 28 | 28.98 | 30 | 30.99 | 31.97 | 33 | 33.98 |
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
- Classic fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
SIZING CHART
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.96 | 29.14 | 29.93 | 31.11 | 31.89 | 33.08 | 33.86 |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 | 29.93 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from CB, in | 33 | 34.02 | 35 | 35.99 | 37.01 | 38 | 39.02 | 40 |
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Loose fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 |
| Length, in | 25.99 | 26.97 | 28 | 28.98 | 30 |
| Sleeve length, in | 20 | 21.03 | 22.01 | 23 | 24.02 |
Unisex Jersey Tank
Bella+Canvas 3480
- Retail fit
- 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.12 | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.99 |
| Length, in | 28.15 | 29.34 | 30.32 | 31.3 | 32.68 |
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