1970s Vultures Patience My Ass I’m Gonna Kill Something Sweatshirt
PATIENCE, MY ASS. I’M GONNA KILL SOMETHING!! This bold and hilarious 1970s-inspired sweatshirt features two angry vultures with vibrant psychedelic colors and classic retro lettering. Soft, warm, and full of savage humor.
Perfect For:
- Fans of dark humor and sarcastic memes
- Lovers of 1970s retro/vintage aesthetics
- People who are done with waiting
- Gifts for friends with a savage sense of humor
- Cozy everyday wear with strong personality
Why You’ll Love This Sweatshirt
- Eco-Friendly & Handcrafted: Every sweatshirt is screen-printed by hand using environmentally friendly inks. This method creates a vibrant, long-lasting print that won’t fade, crack, or peel, making it a durable wardrobe favorite.
- Premium Comfort: Crafted from a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, this preshrunk sweatshirt offers softness and comfort without pilling. Its 270 g/m² (7.75 oz) fabric strikes the ideal balance between warmth and breathability.
- Durable Design: Double-stitched seams and spandex-infused ribbing around the neck, sleeves, and hem ensure the sweatshirt retains its shape and stands up to everyday wear.
- Custom-Made to Order: Each sweatshirt is made to order, ensuring meticulous attention to detail and care for every purchase.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Available in sizes Small to 3XL, this unisex sweatshirt offers a comfortable fit for everyone. Use the measurements below to find your perfect size:
- Small: Width 20″ x Length 27″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 33.50″
- Medium: Width 22″ x Length 28″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 34.50″
- Large: Width 24″ x Length 29″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 35.50″
- XL: Width 26″ x Length 30″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 36.50″
- 2XL: Width 28″ x Length 31″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 37.50″
- 3XL: Width 30″ x Length 32″ x Sleeve Length (from center back) 38.50″
Payment & Shipping Information
- Payment Method: We accept PayPal for fast, secure, and easy online transactions.
- Shipping Policy:
- Handling Time: Orders are processed and packaged within 2-3 business days.
- Estimated Delivery:
- USA: Expect delivery within 1 week after shipment.
- Worldwide: Delivery typically takes 2-3 weeks from the shipping date.
Please note that delivery times may vary, particularly during holidays.
- Customs & Import Taxes: International customers are responsible for any customs duties or import taxes. Please be aware of your local regulations before ordering.
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| Color Sweatshirt | Black, Dark Heather, Irish Green, Red, Sport Grey, White, Forest Green, Heliconia Pink, Maroon, Orange, Yellow |
|---|---|
| Size Sweatshirt | 2XL – Unisex Adult, 3XL – Unisex Adult, L – Unisex Adult, M – Unisex Adult, S – Unisex Adult, XL – Unisex Adult |
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Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Gildan 5000
- Classic fit
- 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
- Tear away label
- Runs true to size
MEN’S UNISEX SIZING CHART
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.51 | 29.49 | 30.52 | 31.5 | 32.52 | 33.51 | 34.49 | 35.52 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.25 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.75 | 9.26 | 9.77 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Women's Softstyle Tee
- Slim fit with longer body length
- 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs smaller than usual
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.99 | 17.01 | 18.51 | 19.49 | 22.01 |
| Length, in | 25.24 | 26.26 | 27.25 | 28 | 28.47 |
| Sleeve length, in | 4.49 | 4.77 | 5 | 5.24 | 5.52 |
Unisex Ringer Tee
- Regular fit
- 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
- Light fabric (5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²))
- Tear away label
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | 30 |
| Length, in | 28 | 28.98 | 30 | 30.99 | 31.97 | 33 | 33.98 |
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie
- Classic fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
SIZING CHART
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.96 | 29.14 | 29.93 | 31.11 | 31.89 | 33.08 | 33.86 |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 | 29.93 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from CB, in | 33 | 34.02 | 35 | 35.99 | 37.01 | 38 | 39.02 | 40 |
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Loose fit
- 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.99 | 28 |
| Length, in | 25.99 | 26.97 | 28 | 28.98 | 30 |
| Sleeve length, in | 20 | 21.03 | 22.01 | 23 | 24.02 |
Unisex Jersey Tank
Bella+Canvas 3480
- Retail fit
- 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
- Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
- Sewn in label
- Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.12 | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.99 |
| Length, in | 28.15 | 29.34 | 30.32 | 31.3 | 32.68 |
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